Puns by topic

The bakery's new sliced loaf is the best thing since sliced bread. Which, to be fair, it is.

I told my sandwich a secret, and now it's spread all over town.

Our fridge never loses its temper. It always keeps its cool.

The muffin was nervous about the bake sale, but it rose to the occasion.

Our toaster is so dramatic. It pops off at the slightest thing.

The carrots held a meeting to get to the root of the problem.

The lemon gave a talk on zest practices.

Never trust a salad. It's always tossing things around.

The jelly gets so nervous before parties that it can't stop wobbling.

Raisins are just grapes that have had a very long day.

I asked the oven what it thought of my plan. It said it needed time to warm up to the idea.

Sheep never have trouble getting to sleep at sleepovers. They just count each other.

The bat skipped the disco. It just wanted to hang out.

My dog is a keen artist, but so far he's only done a few ruff sketches.

The frog's car broke down, so he had to hop on a bus.

Crocodiles are brilliant shoppers. They always snap up a bargain.

Moles make excellent detectives. They always get to the bottom of things.

The ladybird never needs a diary. She's already got spots for everything.

The squirrel's savings plan sounds nuts, but it gets him through every winter.

Tortoises never worry about moving house. They just take it with them.

The queen bee runs a very tight hive.

The cows keep the radio on all day. They don't want to miss the latest moos.

Light gets everywhere so quickly because it always travels light.

The planets threw a party, but Pluto wasn't on the main list this year.

The weather scientist's plans are always up in the air.

At the top of the ramp the skateboarder had loads of potential, but by the bottom it was all kinetic.

Ice is just water that's chilling out.

Rainbows are light's way of showing off its full range.

Gravity has a strong pull with just about everyone.

The sound waves at the party kept bouncing off the walls.

Hydrogen and oxygen started a band together. Their first gig made a big splash.

The astronomer's new idea was absolutely stellar.

Germs are tiny, but they really know how to spread out.

The tailor's new shop is doing well. Sew far, sew good.

The jeweller's speeches are always full of gems.

The tree surgeon has started her own business. She's branching out.

The artist's new career is drawing a lot of attention.

Business at the beekeeper's is buzzing.

The miner's job is boring, but he really digs it.

The electrician's jokes always spark a laugh.

The barista has a latte on her plate this week.

Magicians make terrible accountants. Things keep disappearing.

The fisherman's story about the one that got away sounded a little fishy.

The accountant's birthday party went perfectly. Everything added up.

The pole vaulter always sets her goals very high.

The bowling alley went so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

The swimmer won the race by a stroke of luck.

Hockey players love winter. It's such an ice time of year.

The marathon runner's new book is full of running jokes.

The racing driver only ever eats fast food.

The baseball team shared a pitcher of lemonade after the game.

The sailing club keeps everything above board.

The high jumper has always been a high achiever.

The darts player's aim is to get a little better every day.

The boxing club's favourite drink is fruit punch.

The bassoon is hard to learn, but I'll get there bassoon-er or later.

Her karaoke performance was truly note-worthy.

The cat joined the band on purr-cussion.

The bell ringer's new job has a lovely ring to it.

The organist's house is always very organ-ised.

The orchestra's bus broke down, so they all had to change their tune.

Music teachers are great at football. They always know the score.

The piano movers gave a very moving performance.

The trumpet player is working her way up to the top brass.

The drummer's favourite vegetable is the beet.

The pianist practises her scales so often that her goldfish has started to worry.

The forecast said a heat wave was on the way, so I waved back.

Fog is just a cloud that couldn't be bothered to fly.

Ferns throw the best garden parties. They're very frond of company.

The flower show was a blooming success.

That rain cloud is full of pour decisions.

Snowflakes are a bit like jokes: no two are quite the same, and most of them melt under pressure.

The wind can be so rude. It just blows people off.

Autumn is the season every leaf falls for.

The pond is very thoughtful. Some would say reflective.

The cactus is a loyal friend. It'll stick with you through anything.

Lightning always gets there first. Thunder is just running late.

I told my computer a joke, but it didn't get it until after the update.

Nobody ever thanks the selfie stick. It's never in the photo.

My keyboard has a space bar, but there's never anything to drink.

The old printer is on its last ink.

My tablet keeps me organised, but it's a hard pill to swallow.

The computer mouse is very popular. It really clicks with everyone.

The website was so slow that the loading bar took up knitting.

The photocopier is a real copycat.

My hard drive is full of happy memories.

Spellcheck is my favourite magician. It makes my mistakes vanish.

My smart fridge sends me messages, but they always feel a bit cold.